We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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