Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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