I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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