i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs