that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.