dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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