Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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