im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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