Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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