Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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