How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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