There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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