My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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