The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook