remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize