so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid