i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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