I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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