I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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