You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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