I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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