But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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