Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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