to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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