What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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