Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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