i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.