Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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