Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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