carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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