i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.