WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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