i jhust puked up my retainher.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob