why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave