1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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