I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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