I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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