What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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