I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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