Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen