bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground