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(859): View more from Kentucky

I feel like death. Did you die last night?

(305): View more from Florida

Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!

(859): View more from Kentucky

unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus

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(859): I feel like death. Did you die last night? (305): Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta! (859): unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus http://tfl.nu/lgid

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(678): View more from Georgia

No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works

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(678): No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works http://tfl.nu/f20p

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(972): View more from Texas

Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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(972): Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life? http://tfl.nu/jl0s

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.

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(413): Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot. http://tfl.nu/sr3w

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(206): View more from Washington

You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack.. http://tfl.nu/nf69

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(847): View more from Illinois

..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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(847): ..i think i can hear you losing your virginity http://tfl.nu/nv6r

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(785): View more from Kansas

She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...

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(785): She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before... http://tfl.nu/n0in

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(519): View more from Ontario

someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

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I think you may want to look into that...

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(519): someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement" (403): I think you may want to look into that... http://tfl.nu/qglv

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(352): View more from Florida

The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.

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Oh God. You're going to jail

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(352): The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals. (1-352): Oh God. You're going to jail http://tfl.nu/m7qu

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(727): View more from Florida

You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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(727): You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you? http://tfl.nu/l34c

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(816): View more from Missouri

My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles

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(816): My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles http://tfl.nu/kz93

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.

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(215): it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target. http://tfl.nu/jyhf

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(315): View more from New York

Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.

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(315): Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back. http://tfl.nu/li4v

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(512): View more from Texas

they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze

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you have the best friends

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(512): they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze (1-512): you have the best friends http://tfl.nu/c4bj

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow

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(787): Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow http://tfl.nu/puo2

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