whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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