So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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