Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.