She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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