Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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