i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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