You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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