You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...