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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??

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(740): View more from Ohio

They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.

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(801): View more from Utah

She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...

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