Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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