you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
