So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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