Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?