If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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